Chumby has escaped!!!!!!!!!!

I saw him at Web 2.0 Expo;

He was on a panel for web devices - small screen goes big.

Yes, I escaped. Let me tell you my story

 First they abused me;

Drugs 

 Then they made me watch bad things;

 And they hit me;

Then I fooled them "Look, over there, iPhones!!!!!"

And I ran for it.  

And I ran for the exit....

And FREEDOM

Now I'm free!!

I'm speaking at web 2.0 to tell my story - I'm not ready to come home. 

Come home Chumby!

Run away to the woods Chumby!!

It's where you'll find real freedom....

(and get eaten by a bear) 

wow - what a big day, I had so much fun

I met some really nice people.

Scott Squid Laugher

Stowe me up I'm a bit Boyd

Ash the Medical Medgle

Jeremy Add a little Pepper

Gabe Mememememe Riveriera

Justin TV

Cris Pearson

Wow, what a day........ 

Chumby - do yo have ginger hair?

then I went for a nice dinner and ate chocolate mobile phones;

I have black hair, Miss Alex. You should pretty. Can we go out sometime?

Afraid not Chumby but thanks anyway.

Oh well,  i can do better!

Are you sure you got away?

Or did the kidnappers kick ya out? 

What's your IQ Chumby?

I'm guessing its not a huge number..