... is a Chuck Norris unit

Costs 10,000

Can walk on water

Can fly

Can capture bases

Can disappear

Chuck Norris. You know you want him.

The battleship comes close to that... and at 2000, it's a bargain!

Chuck Norris could just get close to a battleship, look at it, and it would just vapourise

He could carry a DFA under each arm

Chuck Norris could defeat Megatron

mmmm hmmm...

I think I better start a game to keep you occupied

don't mind if you do!

Chuck Norris wears battleships for shoes

hahahahaha

... and has a pet armour-plated pterodactyl called Tyrone

that can shoot lasers from its eyes

I'd like a unit called Rambo. A super tough single infantrist that can capture without disappearing, gets silly bonuses on mountains and forests, can kill tanks with ease, can attack several times per turn and can hide himself in forests. 10.000 seems like a good price. on second thaught, forget the capturing ability, rambo does not capture.

The idea of having a unit called Chuck Norris is just silly! Noone can "control" Chuck Norris or tell him what to do or who to attack. He does whatever he wants and he will find you and deal with you just for suggesting it.

<--- I am Chuck Norris

I do like the idea though of Rambo being able to capture enemy units ... ie jump into an enemy tank, grab everyone inside, throw them out and take control of the tank.

But yes Chuck would be a bit of a beserk rogue agent ... you'd need to drop him out far behind enemy lines ... can bomber units do HALO drops?

Though not even a C-130 could lift Chuck ... he's too tough for that. At least a C-5

I heard that Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.

I'm not sure how that skill would help him in Weewar ... but sure, sounds good!