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    I found this on a coffee website, but discussing production news, very unusual, its very funny, and querky.

    I Am Coffee, Hear Me Roar! (the bean's perspective)

    by Neill Bultman 

    "I am the bean
    That brings caffeine
    To every fiend
    That's on the scene

    From Katmandu
    to downtown Reno...
    From coffee (black)
    To cappacino.

    I open eyes
    And grease the tongue.
    I soothe the old
    And move the young.

    I am coffee.
    Hear me roar!
    Drink me - now -
    So you can soar!

    So, keep on drinking
    Won't you please?
    Cause' I'm the cure
    To your disease.

    Sufficient grounds
    To swill my juice?
    Don't want to hear
    Your lame excuse.

    Don't have to listen
    To what this says
    Just ask my dad -
    He's Juan Valdez."

     

    2008-07-17 18:08:39.0

    LOL! That's great!

    2008-07-17 19:37:25.0

    Originally by the Ink Spots, much later by the Manhattan Transfer

    JAVA JIVE

    I love coffee, I love tea
    I love the java jive and it loves me
    Coffee and tea and the java and me
    A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!

    I love java, sweet and hot
    Whoops! Mr. Moto, I'm a coffee pot
    Shoot me the pot and I'll pour me a shot
    A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!

    Oh, slip me a slug from the wonderful mug
    And I cut a rug till I'm snug in a jug
    A slice of onion and a raw one, draw one.
    Waiter, waiter, percolator!

    I love coffee, I love tea
    I love the java jive and it loves me
    Coffee and tea and the jivin' and me
    A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!

    Boston bean, soy bean
    Lima bean, string bean.
    You know that IUm not keen for a bean
    Unless it is a cheery coffee bean.

    I love coffee, I love tea
    I love the java jive and it loves me
    Coffee and tea and the jivin' and me
    A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!

    I love java, sweet and hot
    Whoops! Mr. Moto, IUm a coffee pot
    Shoot me the pot and I'll pour me a shot
    A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!

    Oh, slip me a slug from the wonderful mug
    And I cut a rug till I'm snug in a jug
    Drop me a nickel in my pot, Joe, Takin' it slow.
    Waiter, waiter, percolator!

    I love coffee, I love tea
    I love the java jive and it loves me
    Coffee and tea and the jivin' and me
    A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup
     

    2008-07-18 01:38:16.0

    Found on http://cocoajava.com

    Caramel Macchiato

    There is longing arising in my throat
    Like a song floating on a flat-bottomed boat
    Curving along the canals of Vienna

    Princess Xanat, reclines like white orchids
    In her lover’s sweet embrace,
    melting away in velvet darkness

    To the reddish gold and caramel
    Overtones of sunrise and sunset
    Love lift our cups to be filled

    We share in the dark vigor of coffee
    Cherries pressed against lips
    Somewhere in Asia, Africa, Arabia careful

    Hands choose the espresso that marks
    More than the barren lands
    Where love buried her treasure

    And bid it grow, climb like a vine
    Towards the heavenly sky
    Where mortals become fine

    My tongue with pleasure
    In rivulet steams
    With molten gold, I become the bee

    Mesmerized by the purple tones of
    The jacaranda flower
    Flowing inside her.

    The basket weave of caramel
    Is full of promise
    my thirsting lips

    open with desire.

    © Anushka Anastasia Solomon originally from Malaysia, is a certified barista and Evergreen poet. She is author of “Please, God, Don’t Let Me Write Like A Woman,” Finishing Line Press,2007. Website:http://www.atthewindow.us/

     

    Oh yes.... I can definately see where this is coming from!!!   Just reading it settles a longing thirst... ready for the next cup..... oh yeah!

    2008-07-23 20:12:51.0

    :)

    Beautiful... brings a tear to the eye, and a longing for MORE COFFEE!!

    2008-07-23 20:20:24.0

    found this on a coffee website, but discussing production news, very unusual, its very funny, and querky.

    I Am Coffee, Hear Me Roar! (the bean's perspective)

    Don't have to listen
    To what this says
    Just ask my dad -
    He's Juan Valdez."

    Juan Valdez is an advertising character  created late 50's early 60's

    2008-07-28 01:49:33.0

    And that Anushka lady needs to talk to Buddha or Allah, cos' god don't seem to be listeningLaughing!

    2008-07-28 01:51:10.0

    A great link for Coffee Poetry:

    http://cocoajava.com/java_poetry.html

    These are hubs of cultural tastes... people with time on their hands, time to think, contemplate over a favourite smooth cup.

    When I want to get away from people, time to draw, illustrate, sketch... I go to a cafe with NO PEOPLE..... find a nice corner and have a small flat white... have to look after the weight!! But it is a strong, not too strong cup, that, on my first taste makes me melt.... I close my eyes.... then feel the hairs on my spine stand up. After years of graphic Design, using this hair tingling acknowledgement as a confirmation the job was brilliant.... I can use it as confirmation that I have found heaven, if only for a few seconds.

    You can see this in these poems.... they just love it.

    Cheers!

    2008-09-07 18:07:55.0
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