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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him of this habit. So one night, while they
were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on
the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger
than a real one. She went completely ballistic.
'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me
all of these years?
You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids.'
Posted 12 Jun 08 in Jokes
The funniest thing on Facebook
I beleive i have him on my friends list on facebook.![]()
Posted 11 Jun 08 in General Conversation
Were you paying attention in Chem class?
32 out of 48 for asia....that's pretty bad....judging by the fact that live in asia...:s
Posted 03 Apr 08 in General Conversation
i will never understand ppl who say coffee tastes bad....![]()
Posted 15 Mar 08 in Rant, Vent and Yell
LOL....okkk....after a year justin timberlake is morphing into very colourful other characters....:P
Posted 13 Mar 08 in Music
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